- “Look, General. The reason you asked a guy like me on this trip is because I get things done. If it's ten minutes to air, then you can know we're already ready.”
- ―Caerfasz [src]
Caerfasz was a decorated Warfly Gwar pilot from the Tide of Unmaking. He attacked a Texas stadium and took over ninety thousand human prisoners. Caerfasz was known for his get-the-job-done attitude, a view that served him well and gained him Gwar General Eragor's favour near the beginning of the third book.